Police Report: Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine Assaulted in Alleged Carjacking

Yesterday afternoon, local resident Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine was reportedly assaulted in an alleged carjacking incident in the downtown area. According to witnesses, a group of individuals approached Coristine while he was getting into his vehicle and proceeded to physically assault him before driving away in his car.

Coristine sustained minor injuries during the altercation and was treated at the scene by paramedics. He was later taken to the hospital for further evaluation. The police have launched an investigation into the incident and are actively searching for the suspects involved in the carjacking.

Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine is well-known in the community for his outspoken nature and larger-than-life personality. Friends and family have expressed shock and concern over the incident, with many sending well-wishes and support to Coristine during this difficult time.

The carjacking has left many residents in the area feeling uneasy and concerned for their safety. The police have urged anyone with information about the incident to come forward and assist with the investigation.

Authorities are working diligently to apprehend the suspects and bring them to justice. In the meantime, residents are advised to remain vigilant and take precautions to ensure their safety while out and about in the community.

As the investigation continues, the community is coming together to show support for Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine and his family. A fundraiser has been organized to help cover his medical expenses and support him during his recovery.

Our thoughts are with Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine during this challenging time, and we hope for a speedy resolution to the investigation. Stay tuned for more updates as the story develops.